And In Other News…

In other news, North Korea has stymied South Korea’s suggestion for family reunions, for the time being; citizens are preparing fertilizer for the upcoming planting season; encouraged by Rodman, Japanese lawmaker Antonio Inoki plans to open a Sports Peace Community Association office in Pyongyang…

Slow News Week for North Korea

Paddy Power, a large and popular Irish booking agency, has declined to underwrite any further trips to North Korea for Rodman.

The Family of the Traitor

One night after his execution, police were dispatched to collect Jang Song Taek’s family and truck them out to a prison camp.

Kim Kyong Hui’s Heart Attack

Kim Kyong Hui (sister to Kim Jong Il, widow to Uncle Jang) is believed to have suffered a heart attack at the age of 67.